Archive for April, 2009

GREEN DAY

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Do you want to eat only the vegetables you grow yourself and never eat any meat?

Go green.

Do you want your thermostat set remotely by the government, or to have no thermostat at all?

Go green.

Do you want to be banned from using all plastic bottles, bags and containers?

Go green.

Do you want someone else to determine how you light your house?

Go green.

Do you want someone else to determine what kind of car you drive?

Go green.

Do you want to never travel by air?

Go green.

Do you want the government to arbitrarily limit your computer usage and paper consumption?

Go green.

Do you want to die in a grizzly car accident because your car manufacturer had to meet increasingly unrealistic CAFE standards?

Go green.

Do you want the streets of Chicago and New York City to go completely dark after sunset?

Go green.

Do you want all automobiles to be banned and to travel only by an inconvenient light rail system?

Go green

Do you want the economy of the entire Western hemisphere to grind to a shrieking halt?

Go green.

Do you want to be forced to travel only by horse and buggy?

Go green.

Do you want the government to shoot “pollution particles” into the upper atmosphere to reflect the rays of the sun?

Go green.

Do you want to live your entire life never traveling outside a 60-mile radius?

Go green.

Do you want all of your life’s decisions determined by a bureaucrat you’ve never met?

Go green.

Do you want to live in a dark cave?

Go green.

Do you want to live like primitive societies in Asia, Africa, Latin America, the Middle East and other unfortunate populations that have been “energy efficient” since the dawn of time?

Go green.

Do you want your every breath regulated by politicians?

Go green.

Do you worry that by continuing to exist, you are using up the earth’s resources and polluting the environment?

Go green.

Do you still want to go green?

Then go green for good, and make yourself into fertilizer.

THE PRESIDENT’S BRAVE NEW WORLD

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

My latest Main Street Journal article is now online, a look at science, ethics and the new administration’s policy on human embryonic stem cells.

THE BUCKLEY VIDAL DEBATES

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Tonight I attended a screening of the 1968 debates between William F. Buckley and Gore Vidal.

It was remarkable in many respects, not the least of which being how many people packed the Brooks Museum of Art to watch a 40-year-old series of political debates.

The eight recordings were found in various stages of decrepitude, in color except for the “most famous” of them — the seventh debate (in which they exchange virulent slurs) was black and white.

I assumed the interest had something to do with the desire of many to see Buckley, the late father of the modern conservative ideological movement, get his comeuppance.

And indeed Buckley did seem to fall behind for the first couple debates, not least because of the distorting, fun-house-mirror effect the camera had on his head in the first episode. His characteristically odd speaking style, too, was jarring at first, especially matched against the more direct, pugilistic style of Vidal. Additionally, Buckley seemed to be playing the role of a detached observer at the start, while Vidal presented himself as an aggressive pundit; this is partially explained by the forum, given that the first debates were held at the Republican convention, where Buckley was understood to be playing defense.

Vidal was especially effective in one debate when he relentlessly tried to nail down Buckley’s position on the Vietnam war and ultimately labeled him the nation’s leading “hawk.” Throughout the series, Buckley had driven home a devastating criticism of President Johnson’s foreign policy, particularly the fecklessness with which he prosecuted the war in Vietnam. But ultimately Buckley failed to clearly articulate the alternative or emerge from behind the ambiguity of the GOP’s official position on the subject. Vidal punished him for alternating between what at times seemed like disengagement with the enemy, and at others complete annihilation of North Vietnam (and/or other communist threats).

Vidal may have been lulled into a false sense of security, though, as the left-leaning audience’s increasingly sparse laughter and applause evidenced. Buckley took control in the middle debates, schooling Vidal on issues ranging from the civil rights record of Nixon and Reagan to Supreme Court opinions on the Constitutional freedom of assembly. He artfully jabbed Vidal with clever quips and turns of phrase and provided essential context that exposed the false assumptions behind his statements. Buckley also brilliantly deconstructed the moderator’s questions on the fly, in one instance noting the logical absurdity of a question about whether the GOP should take advantage of “backlash.”

The most punishing blow, however, wasn’t Buckley’s “you’ll stay plastered” line, but rather a moment of pure theater when he handed Vidal a letter from Bobby Kennedy about sending “not blood but Gore” to the Vietcong. From that point on, Vidal never completely regained his footing.

In the eighth and final debate, Buckley delivered a knockout punch, in response to a question doubting Nixon’s ability to enact wide-ranging reforms from the office of the President. In a surprising pivot, Buckley agreed with the question’s intrinsic assumption, and used it as a jumping-off point to explain the core difference between the governing philosophies of conservative Republicans and liberal Democrats. What followed was one of the most eloquent, succinct and powerful explanations for why conservatives champion federalism and capitalism, and how both serve to protect the civil society.

When the question moved to Vidal, we found him unable to offer a coherent rebuttal; instead, he came close to agreeing with many of Buckley’s assertions and solemnly admitted the federal government’s abundant weaknesses. I would love to have a transcript of Vidal’s complete answer.

But perhaps the most impressive thing was the performance of moderator Howard K. Smith, who managed to mix it up with the two and stay impartial at the same time. Smith was humorous, kept the debate flowing, asked brief questions and then got out of the way and allowed for a dynamic dialogue between the two. In a time when the David Gregorys, Chuck Todds and Gwen Ifills dominate the screen, and when the most insightful political forum is held by a preacher at a mega-church, Smith’s example shines like a city on a hill.

MAKING GREEN OFF GREEN STATISM

Monday, April 13th, 2009

I wasn’t exactly being serious when I posted this to Twitter in February: “Remind me to start a shell company with high carbon caps that can be sold to polluting industries.”

But apparently some clever companies like International Paper have gone one better, qualifying for millions in green credits by making their own operations less green.

I love the irony of a paper company getting rewarded by the fascist environmentalists for increasing their consumption of fossil fuels while cutting down trees. It just doesn’t get any better than that.

THE FIRST DOG

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

The President has obtained a hound. Seems like a good time to post my essay from the March edition of the Main Street Journal:

In Dog We Trust

Our leaders in Washington recently passed a $700 billion bill that none of them read, addressing a situation apparently none of them understood.

They deserve our gratitude for discovering the crucial link between our economy’s strength and supplemental appropriations for projects like the “Weatherization Assistance Program” ($5 billion), clean-up at “former weapon production and energy research sites” ($6 billion) and climate change research at NASA ($400 million).

Who better to guide the nation’s economy than the political experts who’ve so deftly amassed a $455 billion fiscal year deficit, a $10.6 trillion national debt, and $65.5 trillion in total federal obligations – a debt that now exceeds the entire world’s gross domestic product?

But the decline of the housing market, the crash of the stock market, and the failure of banking institutions brought about at least one positive development. Members of the mainstream media finally found something to distract them from what TIME magazine in August called “the most important decision facing Barack Obama,” namely, finding a dog.

We probably shouldn’t be too hard on our fickle and shallow journalists and their lazy obsessions. Even though they’re eager to behave like Presidential lapdogs and seem to have lost interest in their role as government watchdogs, there’s a certain significance in chronicling the puppy search.

Perhaps ironically, K9s tend to bring out the humanity in all of us. President Truman once remarked, “You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” So Richard Nixon had Checkers, Bill Clinton had Buddy, and George W. Bush had Tony Blair (or so they told us).

After a thorough vetting, probably one exceeding that of Tom Daschle, Bill Richardson, Nancy Killefer and Judd Gregg combined, the First Family seized upon two breeds deemed safe enough for the allergic First Daughters: the Portuguese Water Dog and the Labradoodle.

The hitch is, they also vowed to adopt a “mutt” from the pound. But since Portuguese Water Dogs are a closely-monitored, purebred, AKC registered breed and Labradoodles are designer hybrids, neither of these expensive breeds are likely to be found at a shelter.

The President shouldn’t have painted himself into a corner. New York Post columnist (and mutt advocate) Julia Szabo says there’s technically no such thing as a hypoallergenic dog, and she suggests a number of measures to combat the source of allergies – dander. Pet owners can receive allergy shots, perform regular housecleaning, supplement their pet’s diet with fish or olive oil, groom regularly, use special shampoo and give special attention to air filters and vacuum cleaners.

Even new dog owners without allergies will find themselves paying for all sorts of products and services they may not have anticipated, including vet visits, special food and treats, toys and chews, grooming products and services, cleaning materials, training devices, bedding, and the list goes on. The pet industry is big business.

This is obvious to veteran pet owners or those who’ve followed companies like PetSmart (PETM), which saw its stock rise 26.6% between November and March, even as The Dow dropped 7.86%.

In retrospect, perhaps the media should have been even more obsessed with the First Dog, given the proven ability of pets to stimulate the economy and create jobs. That’s far more than we can say for most of the legislation coming out of Washington.

TYPICAL WHITE PERSON

Monday, April 6th, 2009