Archive for January, 2007

10 Tips for Fantasy Success

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

lindys-baseball-2007.jpgIt’s almost February, and it’s Super Bowl week, which means the issue weighing most heavily on people’s minds is… baseball.

Ok, you win. We can’t tease you away with posts on 2008 and media’s uncontrollable Obasms. We’ve got to give you the content you demand, and right now you have a fever for fantasy baseball.

sportingnews-baseball-2007.jpgThe Wright brothers, therefore, present you with 10 strategeries that will help you become a fantasy baseball legend. Not to mention, after you become champion of your league, you’ll have more achievements under your belt than Ob… Ah, mmm, ahhh, never mind. On with the tips!

We’ve done the hard work for you, culling through advance copies of Lindy’s Fantasy Baseball, the Sporting News Fantasy Baseball Owners Manual and John Edward’s Almanac (he is a psychic, you know). From these expert sources we’ve extracted what are sure to be the ten best moves you can make this year.

No thanks necessary.

  1. First, be sure to join a league that does not allow trading or mid-season roster changes. This will maximize your interest and fun.
  2. If your league holds its draft on a Monday night, auto-draft using Yahoo’s pre-rankings. No fantasy team is worth missing “24.”
  3. Consider drafting every member of your favorite team in alphabetical order. Results may vary.
  4. Look for starting pitchers who are fresh off having Tommy John surgery, as they will be reinvigorated and revitalized for a new season of dominance.
  5. Always draft players by name recognition. Only nerds go by so-called “statistics.”
  6. If league rules will allow it, avoid the rookie mistake of drafting position players.
  7. Give yourself an edge by focusing on just one or two categories instead of maintaining a roster that is “balanced.”
  8. Expect immediate results from your team. You may have acquired Albert Pujols, but if it’s late April and he’s only hitting .271, go ahead and cut your losses.
  9. Remember to keep injured players on your active roster. That way second stringers won’t drive down your averages.
  10. You can’t win if you won’t accept insanely risky trades.

SHOCKER: Bush exerts control over executive branch

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

The New York Times and its allies on the Left are up in arms about an executive order signed by President Bush last week. The order instructs executive agencies (and “independent agencies” also under executive branch authority) to add a few steps to the process of writing new rules and regulations.

Check out the alarming lead:

President Bush has signed a directive that gives the White House much greater control over the rules and policy statements that the government develops to protect public health, safety, the environment, civil rights and privacy.

This strengthens the hand of the White House in shaping rules that have, in the past, often been generated by civil servants and scientific experts. It suggests that the administration still has ways to exert its power after the takeover of Congress by the Democrats.

Rubbish.

Since the Times provides no link to the order and apparently wants to confuse matters, let’s take a look at it ourselves.

If you’ve never read from the Federal Register, this order will probably mean little or nothing to you… which is why the Times is so successful at misleading people as to its implications, but more on that in a few seconds.

The executive order amends a previous one (PDF) signed by President Clinton in 1993 and does several things:

  1. Requires federal agencies to identify in writing the specific problems which have led them to draft new regulations.
  2. Increases the scope of previous instructions to also cover “guidance documents.”
  3. Defines “guidance document.”
  4. Requires agencies to alert the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs of any new “significant guidance document.”
  5. Defines “significant guidance document.”
  6. Allows “the Director” (of the OMB?) to hold a meeting including all agency heads to review annual policy goals.
  7. Gives each agency’s “Regulatory Policy Office” review of that agency’s “Plan,” unless authorized by the head of the agency.
  8. Asks agencies to include an annual, aggregate costs and benefits analysis of rules and regulations, in addition to individual cost-benefit studies.
  9. Allows agencies to consider implementing a formal rulemaking procedure “for the resolution of complex determinations” after the 60 day comment period.
  10. Orders each agency head to designate one of the President’s appointees to be its “Regulatory Policy Officer.”

The Times raises the most hell about the sentence below, which is actually just a rewrite of the previous one (with added words in bold):

Each agency shall identify in writing the specific market failure (such as externalities, market power, lack of information) or other specific problem that it intends to address (including, where applicable, the failures of public institutions) that warrant new agency action, as well as assess the significance of that problem, to enable assessment of whether any new regulation is warranted.

Times reporter Robert Pear says business groups support the order because it makes federal agencies “more open and accountable” and could potentially reduce the burden of federal regulations, while other special interest groups worry that it “gave too much control to the White House and would hinder agencies’ efforts to protect the public.”

The article’s headline, “Bush Directive Increases Sway on Regulation,” and the photo caption, “President Bush… has signed an executive order that in effect increases his control over guidelines the government issues regarding health, safety, privacy and other issues” both betray a sympathy for the latter view.

The article refers to “agencies” a dozen times on the first page, not once mentioning the fact that they are agencies of the executive branch. And it isn’t until paragraph 13 that we learn, by way of a scare quote, that the order is President Bush’s attempt to “increase his control of the executive branch,” a notion which is itself arguable.

How successful is the Times in obscuring the fact that these are executive agencies already under the President’s control and that this doesn’t represent an extraordinary power grab by the White House?

Well, just take a look at how the blogs react this morning.

They Call Me BT,” in a post titled “Skipping the Chapter About Seperation [sic] of Powers,” writes, “Serious, George Bush scares me sometimes. It’s not that I think he’s evil or something, but that he’s just insipidly dumb and doesn’t understand the problems with the Executive Branch controlling the other branches of government.”

“Lordrag” at We Are The Resistance titles his post “Bush grabs more power” and says, “Just how much power does Dear Leader require? Is it just me or is it absolutely disgusting what this man is doing to the ideal of America?”

Other post headings of note:

The list goes on.

Just a few points the Times and these ignorant bloggers might want to consider:

  1. These agencies are part of the executive branch. The President typically has authority over the executive branch.
  2. Because of the nature of their positions, political appointees are more accountable to the public than [are*] other career bureaucrats. In a democracy, that’s a good thing.
  3. This order is far less exciting than you apparently believe. It simply amends a previous order and deals mostly with procedural matters for agencies you’ve probably never heard of before.

One last point.

The Times quotes some liberal activist as follows:

“By requiring agencies to show a ‘market failure,’ ” Dr. Bass said, “President Bush has created another hurdle for agencies to clear before they can issue rules protecting public health and safety.”

Then the Times goes on to report this about OMB nominee Susan E. Dudley:

Some of Ms. Dudley’s views are reflected in the executive order. In a primer on regulation written in 2005, while she was at the Mercatus Center of George Mason University in Northern Virginia, Ms. Dudley said that government regulation was generally not warranted “in the absence of a significant market failure.”

Unless I’m missing something, this concept of “market failure” dates back to at least 1996, when a team put together under President Clinton performed a two-year study of his executive order and wrote, in part, “In order to establish the need for the proposed action, the analysis should discuss whether the problem constitutes a significant market failure.”

The term does not originate with Bush or his appointees.

If it was the Times’ goal to bash Bush and whip people into a frenzy, they succeeded; if their goal was to inform the public and report the story accurately, they failed.

* Added for clarity and GB’s benefit.

UPDATE: As seen on Slate.

UPDATE II: Slate said the blogs were “split along the usual lines” and identified me as a conservative who, as would be predicted, supported the executive order. All well and true, but here’s Kevin Drum: “[T]here’s a pretty reasonable argument that an elected president should have greater policy control over the rulemakers in our farflung executive bureaucracy.”

Those Pesky WMD

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Nobody is denying that WMDs were found…

- A.C. Kleinheider, WKRN – Jan. 29, 2007.

No weapons of mass destruction have been found in Iraq.

- Commercial Appeal – Jan. 24, 2007.

13,100

- Number of results from a Google search of “No weapons of mass destruction have been found in Iraq”

Some handy links from the archives:

Why Mike Huckabee Lost Me At “Hello”

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

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Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee announced his Presidential candidacy on Meet the Press today. I admire his weight loss and bass guitar skills, and I’m sure he’s a perfectly good person, but I don’t think he’d make a very good national leader based on what I’ve seen thus far.

Saturday’s heads-up article said Huckabee would be running against a crowd led by three better-funded candidates, but that “those three men [McCain, Romney and Giuliani] have records or positions on social or fiscal issues that don’t sit well with conservative voters — and that could give Huckabee an opening.”

Huckabee won’t be filling that “conservative opening” any time soon.

First, you have CATO’s Fiscal Policy Report Card, showing Huckabee to have earned a F for his final term and a D overall (for comparison, Tennessee’s Gov. Bredesen, a Democrat, earned a B).

Thanks to a final term grade of F, Huckabee earns an overall grade of D for his entire governorship. Like many Republicans, his grades dropped the longer he stayed in office. In his first few years, he fought hard for a sweeping $70 million tax cut package that was the first broad-based tax cut in the state in more than 20 years. He even signed a bill to cut the state’s 6 percent capital gains tax—a significant pro-growth accomplishment. But nine days after being reelected in 2002, he proposed a sales tax increase to cover a budget deficit caused partly by large spending increases that he proposed and approved, including an expansion in Medicare eligibility that Huckabee made a centerpiece of his 1997 agenda. He agreed to a 3 percent income tax “surcharge” and a 25-cent cigarette tax increase. In response to a court order to increase spending on education, Huckabee proposed another sales tax increase. Huckabee wants to run for the GOP presidential nomination next year. He’s already been hailed as a viable big-government conservative candidate by some. That seems about right: Huckabee’s leadership has left taxpayers in Arkansas much worse off.

huckabee-2.jpgIn the interview, Tim Russert quoted from this Hotline profile (a good read): “[The Club for Growth] say [Huckabee] raised taxes five times — a gas tax increase in 1999, the cigarette tax hike, tax increases in ‘2004, a tax on beer and a tax on nursing homes.”

The Hotline also reports that, “just months after he came into office, Huckabee championed a state constitutional amendment that aimed to levy a small (1/8th of a cent) conservation tax,” and that he “signed a law that makes his state’s [minimum wage] the highest in the region.”

It was easy to sympathize when Huckabee told Russert he wouldn’t take a no-tax pledge as President, because “it’s a very dangerous position to make pledges that are outside the most important pledge you make, and that is the oath you take to uphold the Constitution and protect the people of the United States.”

Still, Huckabee is clearly not a fiscal conservative, or as the Hotline puts it, he is a big government conservative, and “not anchored by ideology.”

In fact, Huckabee’s willingness to cave on conservative fiscal ideology earned him a place among TIME magazine’s top 5 governors. As I wrote about it earlier:

TIME’s roundup of “America’s 5 Best Governors” includes Virginia’s Mark Warner, who “pushed through the state’s largest tax hike”; Nevada’s Kenny Guinn, who “fought for the largest tax increase in state history”; and Arkansas’ Mike Huckabee, who “helped persuade voters to increase their own gas taxes.” Rounding out the five are two red-state Democrats (Arizona’s Janet Napolitano and Kansas’ Kathleen Sebelius) who have held the line on taxes but have promoted increased social spending while deftly dividing state Republicans. Included in the “worst governors in America” list is South Carolina’s Mark Sanford, whose only sin appears to be frugality.

Second, you have Huckabee’s miserable record on illegal immigration. The AP reports that he “opposed banning state services for illegal immigrants,” and he spoke out against the Real ID act, which would have required proof of citizenship or legal residency in order to obtain a driver’s license. The premiere Mike Huckabee shill blog came to his defense, calling the law an “unfunded mandate.” But somehow the “unfunded mandate” had been working just fine for the 39 states already requiring such proof prior to the federal law, which was supported by a majority of U.S.-born Hispanics and Latino voters.

Third, Huckabee’s rather squishy when it comes to social conservatism, as well.

When Russert asked if he would seek to ban abortion as President, Huckabee dodged by saying that he couldn’t do it “singularly,” and that the issue had to be advanced socially rather than legislatively. Huckabee also dodged when Russert asked what the penalty should be for doctors who perform abortions and woman who have them if there was a ban, such as the one Huckabee said he supported in South Dakota.

Huckabee also attempts to redefine “pro-life” and stretches its meaning into a laundry list of issues:

But I think those of us in the pro-life movement, we have to do also some growing and expanding. We have to remind people that life, that we believe it begins at conception. It doesn’t end at birth. And if we’re really pro-life we have to be concerned about more than just the gestation period. As a pro-life person, as a governor, look at my record. Yes, did we pass pro-life legislation? We did. But we also did things that improved the environmental quality and the conservation issues that would affect a child’s air and water. We also made sure that he had a better education, that access to affordable health care would be better. So I think that real pro-life people need to be concerned about affordable housing, we need to be concerned about safe neighborhoods, access to a college education. That, for me, is what pro-life has to mean.

Did Jim Wallis write that one for you, Mike? I can almost guarantee that quote will headline the next issue of SoJo Mail. Thanks so much for selling us out, there.

Huckabee apparently agrees with critics who charge pro-life activists with hypocrisy. But that’s always been nonsense. Pro-lifers celebrate life at every stage. The reason we’re adamant defenders of the unborn is because nobody else seems to care about them, and that’s the one stage where life is legally expendable. And now that you can legally starve someone to death, it’s soon becoming one of two life stages, I suppose.

But you’re trying to tell me I’m pro-life just because I’m “concerned about affordable housing?” Give me a break.

Access to a college education? It’s called taking out a freaking loan.

How about we redefine pro-life to mean no new taxes? That would certainly improve our quality of life, but we don’t see you signing up for that, now, do we?

[UPDATE: Bill Hobbs defends Huckabee at Elephantbiz.com.
UPDATE II: ...but The American Spectator isn't as generous.]

To close, here are some resources on Huckabee. The first is a link to a USA Today round table discussion with Huckabee and another Presidential hopeful, Gov. Bill Richardson of New Mexico.

And below the fold are my unedited notes from Huckabee’s speech at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference in Memphis early last year, where he suggested that things were just hunky dorey for Republicans. No, really. Enjoy: (more…)

Memphis Zoo

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

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The latest Flyer has a nice article on elephants, and it mentions the two at the Memphis Zoo, pictured above. I love watching the animals, but it upsets me that many of the large mammals are confined in small or dull habitats. I’m glad the Memphis Zoo is continuing to plan bigger and better spaces for them; I wish it could happen faster, and that other zoos would do the same.

Murtha Mirth

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

H. J. RES. 13, sponsored by Rep. John Murtha (P-DA), proposes the following amendment to the Constitution:

‘Nothing in this Constitution shall be construed to prohibit individual prayer in public schools or to prohibit school officials from including voluntary prayer in official school ceremonies and meetings. Neither the United States nor any State shall prescribe the content of any such prayer.’.

I would say the amendment is not necessary, since the very first one already covered freedom of speech, and specifically religious speech:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

And since our First Amendment is ignored, it’s doubtful a new one saying the same thing would fare any better, anyway.

Murtha’s resolution was referred to the House Judiciary Committee, where sits our own Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN), a church-state separatist. It probably has less than no chance of passing through committee.

What do you think about prayer in public schools? Most Americans agree with (or at least can’t prevent) students praying silently alone. Some Americans agree with student-led prayers or voluntary student prayer groups. Few Americans agree with teacher-led prayer, and while I also wouldn’t favor that, I’d say it’s more a breach of courtesy than a breach of the Constitution, as I’ve never seen a teacher’s prayer cause Congress to establish a religion (though I suppose it’s within the realm of possibility).

I’ve always been cool to the idea of “school prayer” as it’s commonly thought of, though, because my religion allows silent prayer, and I’m perfectly happy praying that way. I suppose I’d feel differently if it were otherwise.

But it does bother me when groups such as AU(FTSOCAS) try to “prohibit the free exercise thereof” when it comes to graduation speeches and the like. It’s outrageous how these activists have distorted “separation of church and state” into “no student shall ever speak of God in public” and “no member of the clergy shall ever offer a political opinion in public.” Their interpretation of the First Amendment is absurd, and Murtha’s redundant amendment is proof.

Previously on Murtha: Spitballs still ok… for now, Open Letter to President Bush

Sun Studio

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

sun-studio.jpgWe recently enjoyed a tour of Sun Studio, “birthplace of rock n’ roll,” and home to such legendary artists as Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Roy Orbison, Jerry Lee Lewis and B.B. King.

It’s a fairly small place, and the tour only lasts about 45 minutes, so it’s a perfect afternoon activity for the whole family.

You see how the company started, hear some of the early recordings, and learn about the personalities behind the music. It was interesting to find out how Elvis got his start, and see how Johnny Cash achieved his unique sound, while standing in the very same spot where they recorded the music, with all the original tile and furnishings still in place.

The whole experience is pretty amazing, and since it turns out Sun is the only recording studio designated as a federal historical site, you don’t have to worry about the place shutting down before you get a chance to visit.

And for $75/hour, you can still record your own music there.

More photos below the fold: (more…)

A Surge of Nonsense, Part 4

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

This is part four in my series of posts on The National Conference for Media Reform, held in Memphis earlier this month. See also parts one, two and three.

Now that we’ve addressed the highlights, lets finish off with a few more observations on the rest of Bill Moyers’ speech.

But first, you might be asking why this is important. Well, it’s important because media are such an essential part of our democracy (on that much Moyers and I agree), and the public ought to know how these self-appointed “reformers” and activists plan to change it.

It’s important because this speech was the keynote address at the conference, and because people are celebrating Moyers and even considering him, unironically, as a presidential candidate.

The fate of our country will be influenced by what happens in our media, and by what happens in our elections, which in large part are directed, staged and analyzed by media. “Free Press” and its army of 3,000 are on a mission to censor and silence conservatives, to throw more of your tax dollars at Leftist programming, to submit what you see and hear to government approval and the whims of unelected bureaucrats who get to determine what is “fair,” and ultimately to influence elections.

Just take a look at their list of policy goals, and you’ll get a sense of what they have in mind for you.

So it’s important that we examine what they’re doing, that we hear what they’re really saying, and, when necessary, that we expose their deceptions.

There’s a good bit of material in the speech that we need to cover, so I decided it might be easiest to just go page by page through this mess.

Page One: The well-armed lamb

As we noted, Moyers begins with a quote from Ben Franklin. Except, it’s not a Ben Franklin quote. Then he tells a joke about religious people wanting to kill each other.

Page Two: The stolen nomination

Moyers quotes from a Theodore Roosevelt speech (this time it’s a real quote) given as he was “bolting a Republican Party whose bosses had stolen the nomination from him.”

How the nomination was stolen Moyers doesn’t say, so we looked it up.

It turns out Roosevelt’s speech was given during the election of 1912, in which President Taft was nominated for reelection by the Republican Party. That year, for the first time, some of the national convention delegates were elected in primaries. It was a transitional year, with a few states holding primaries and the rest continuing as in years past. Roosevelt lost the nomination, but having won a majority of the states that held primaries, he decided to make it an issue and run on a third-party, “progressive” ticket.

The result in 1912 was a split Republican vote, and a rare victory for the Democrats. But Roosevelt actually had a good point about the primary system, and our democracy is certainly better for it.

Moyers is wrong, however, to categorize the 1912 nomination as having been “stolen.” The states without primaries were simply operating as usual, just as they had when Roosevelt was elected Vice-President in 1900, and President in 1904.

But it’s more sensational to say it was “stolen,” so Moyers goes with that, giving himself an early opportunity to insinuate that the Republican Party has dark, criminal motives.

Page Three: We’re segregated in every meaningful sense

Next, Moyers argues that America is divided and destitute.

Inequality and poverty grow steadily along with risk and debt. Too many working families cannot make ends meet with two people working, let alone if one stays home to care for children or aging parents. Young people without privilege and wealth struggle to get a footing. Seniors enjoy less security for a lifetime’s work.

Poverty is a bad thing; nobody likes poverty.

But inequality can be a very positive word, similar to “diversity.” It is what happens when people strive for something better. Inequality can be a product of freedom.

Risk is what allows people to seek a better life, to start a business, to venture out on their own, to innovate, to try new things, to correct bad situations. Risk is an element of freedom.

Debt is a result of credit, and it’s what allows students to go to school, businesses to expand, farmers to make it through a dry season, families to buy a home or a vehicle. Debt is what provides opportunity, and it can be a tool of freedom.

Moyers lumps these concepts together, and without further explanation, it signifies nothing. It’s just innuendo, designed to tug the heart strings and close the mind.

Even the most cursory look at this rhetoric reveals the shallowness of Moyers’ socialist plea:

  • At what point did we go from “just enough” to “too many” working families not making ends meet?
  • When have young people without privilege and wealth ever not struggled to get a footing?
  • Seniors enjoy “less security”… as compared to what?

Moyers doesn’t say; he simply continues painting a dismal picture of America:

We are racially segregated today in every meaningful sense, except for the letter of the law.

I wish you could have been in the auditorium to hear that line, because you would have heard the joyous celebration in the back of the room, where the colored people were sectioned off.

I mean, come on! That is just too much. I keep reading that line over and over in disbelief.

We are racially segregated today in every meaningful sense, except for the letter of the law.

What the…?

Of course, in some ways, we are segregated. On average, whites are economically better off than blacks, resulting in communities that are mostly white, mostly black, or mostly immigrant populations. We also tend to segregate ourselves at times, because of our interests, our preferences, our entertainment choices, etc.

But in every meaningful sense? That ignores every advance we’ve made in the last 40 years. We are not segregated at work, at school, at worship, on the bus, at the water fountain, in the restaurant, in the arena, on the screen, or on the radio. And we haven’t been in my lifetime.

I don’t know about Bill Moyers, but I live in an America where Barak Obama, J.C. Watts or Condoleezza Rice have as great an opportunity to become President as Hillary Clinton, Al Gore or John Kerry.

Ok, just kidding about John Kerry; he has little to no chance. My bad.

But I do know that we’re racially segregated when our city awards contracts based on skin color rather than quality of service or value of product; when our schools award scholarships and grant admission based on skin color rather than academic achievement, drive or potential; when our state demands that we select judges based on skin color rather than judicial experience and a proven track record.

And I’m not sure how the letter of the law can remain free from segregation, since our lawmakers have segregated themselves.

Back to the socialist rant:

[N]early all the wealth America created over the past 25 years has been captured by the top 20 percent of households…

So the people who created the wealth captured the wealth?

I, for one, am outraged.

[T]he historic vision of the American dream is that continuing economic growth and political stability can be achieved by supporting income growth and economic security of middle-class families, without restricting the ability of successful business men to gain wealth.

As if the two were ever mutually exclusive? As if one isn’t related to the next?

Moyers quotes someone, it doesn’t really matter who, since they probably didn’t say it anyway:

“[W]hen the nation’s economy has difficulty producing secure jobs, or enough jobs of any kind, something is amiss.”

Yeah, except no job is secure in a free society.

You want a secure job? Move to Cuba. Ask for Fidel.

And here’s another winner:

As ownership gets more and more concentrated, fewer and fewer independent sources of information have survived in the marketplace; and those few significant alternatives that do survive, such as PBS and NPR…

Shorter Moyers: the only survivors of the marketplace are those who don’t actually participate in it.

He’s kidding, right?

Apparently not.

More socialism:

[V]irtually everything the average person sees or hears, outside of her own personal communications, is determined by the interests of private, unaccountable executives and investors whose primary goal is increasing profits and raising the share prices.

…which would be the definition of accountable.

You give people the media they want, they consume it, you make money. You give people media they don’t want, they don’t consume it, you lose money. In this way, the executives are directly accountable to the public, more accountable than Bill Moyers ever will be. (more…)

Cafe Francisco

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

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Cafe Francisco is a nice place to get coffee in downtown Memphis (400 N. Main St). For just a couple bucks, you can get a beautiful cappuccino covered by a nice thick blanket of froth, served in a real cup, on a dish, with a stick of rock candy on the side. And you can sit in a comfy chair of your choice, spread out, and enjoy free wireless internet. From the couch where I took this photo, you can see the wooden tables near the bar and the red booth by the window. Behind are more couches in a library area, then a long row of wooden booths up a couple stairs where people can eat, visit or study. (more…)

A Surge of Nonsense, Part 3

Friday, January 19th, 2007

bill-moyers1.jpg“[I]n April, I will be back with a new weekly series called Bill Moyer’s Journal, thanks to some of the funders in this room. We’ll take no money from public broadcasting because it compromises you even when you don’t intend it to — or they don’t intend it to.”

Bill Moyers’ startling admission that taking government money “compromises” journalism came at the close of his lengthy (12 printed pages) and highly-acclaimed keynote speech last Friday, and it invalidated nearly everything he had been saying over the previous hour. But you would have been hard-pressed to find anyone at the Media Reform Conference who would stop applauding long enough to consider the implications.

I happened to meet Moyers, the host of several PBS shows and former White House Press Secretary under President Johnson, the night before his speech. He exchanged a few brief words with us before posing for a photo (detail above) with one of my colleagues. After that, he excused himself to go write his speech. If I had known its contents in advance, I would have had plenty more to say. But since he bolted right after delivering it the next day, I didn’t get a second chance.

Some reviews: “great speaker,” “very impressive and inspiring,” “witty, smart and well-spoken,” “powerful,” “the runaway rock star of the day,” “the fluidity of a presidential candidate.”

The audience rewarded Moyers with several rousing, standing ovations.

Not bad for a speech short on facts but full of innuendo; riddled with inaccuracies, faulty statistics, silly accusations, and contradictory statements; seasoned with props to numerous Marxists; containing lines that may well have been plagiarized (”borrowed” or “sampled,” if you prefer); and constructed around a central conceit that even some of his supporters consider “borderline offensive.”

In Part 4 of this series, we will take a closer look at the speech and go line-by-line through most of it (read Part 1 and Part 2). But, for now, let’s just hit two of the most memorable lines.

There’s no better place to start than at the beginning. Moyers opened his speech by quoting one of the Founders, who happens to be a personal favorite of mine (as some of you know):

Benjamin Franklin once said, “Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.”

“Liberty,” he said, “is a well-armed lamb, contesting the vote.”

Now, I have to give a quick shout out to Mary Mancini of Liberadio, a Leftist radio host in Nashville who was kind enough to dedicate her last broadcast to your’s truly.

Mancini comments on the beginning of the speech, between a few “Moyers ‘08″ doodles: “He entered to a standing ovation and cited Ben Franklin, always a safe bet when you want a zinger of a quote.”

Always a safe bet, hmm… not so much.

Or maybe it would be if you went ahead and, um, made sure it was actually a quote by Franklin and not a misattribution.

I mean, give it about five seconds of thought and you might consider that the supposed source of the quote was, you know, instrumental in setting up the very institution this quote criticizes.

You really think Franklin said “Liberty is a well-armed lamb, contesting the vote”?

Really?

The quote is attributed to a journalist named James Bovard who wrote it in 1994, about 200 years after Franklin’s death.

Next up we have the now-famous “surge” line. Being in the audience after he said that, it was as if the messiah had returned to Earth to gather up his flock. The clouds separated, the hallelujah chorus revealed itself, and a big white halo formed around his head. They loved that line like their own child. To quote my brother, they loved it so much they wanted to marry it, except this audience doesn’t believe in marriage, so what can you say?

Moyers was trying to make a point about the Bush administration’s “Orwellian” relationship with media, allowing it to insert HALLIBURTON carefully crafted political slogans into the mainstream consciousness NO BLOOD FOR OIL, and thereby AFFIRMATIVE ACTION tilt public opinion into their favor LOCKBOX.

They have even managed to turn the escalation of a failed war into a “surge,” as if it were a current of electricity through a wire, instead of blood spurting from the ruptured vein of a soldier.

Now that’s absurd. Without digging any further, it’s just outright absurd. There’s no better word to describe what he’s done there.

If the point is to define a term absent some manipulative suggestion, you can’t criticize the spin and then immediately stretch it into an even more nonsensical shape of your own liking.

Can’t you see it now?

President Bush: “Today I’d like to announce that I’m calling for a surge, and by that I mean blood spurting from the ruptured vein of a soldier. Now, I’ll be happy to take your questions.”

In reality, Bush’s so-called “surge” address… didn’t include the word surge. It’s hard for the White House to manipulate and spin a term if they don’t use it.

Meanwhile, it was being used by another Media Reform Conference attendee, Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN), who included this line in his very first U.S. House speech, “Mr. Speaker, by the way: I’ve noticed in my office — I think we need a surge protector. Can you get one up there?”

Heh, heh, heh… I can’t stop laughing, really. That Cohen is a laugh factory, I tell you what.

But White House Press Secretary Tony Snow was hit with several questions about the term in a press briefing prior to the speech. Here’s the exchange:

Q Well, what’s the difference between an escalation and a surge?

MR. SNOW: Well, why don’t we talk about characterizations once we have a plan?

Q Because I think it’s part of a conversation that’s going on right now.

MR. SNOW: I understand that, and, guess what — it’s a conversation, as I’ve said before, that is a bit in a vacuum and I’m not going to get into the business of preemptively characterizing something that we have not released in full detail.

Q But, somehow, “escalation” has become this Democratic word — the Democratic Party language.

MR. SNOW: Well, ask the guys who do their focus groups. They’re going to have an answer for it. Look, the President is talking about a way forward, and rather than getting involved in trying to assess a description of a plan that has yet to be released publicly and, therefore, about which I am not in a position to characterize publicly, it seems a little silly for me to start quibbling about adjectives without discussing what they purportedly describe, don’t you think?

Q Well, the President apparently told Gordon Smith and others yesterday that the 20,000 troop increase/surge/escalation is part of the deal. So that’s why I’m asking specifically about — we are going to see some kind of increase.

MR. SNOW: Rather than looking for a one-word handle, look at the policy. And, actually, this is your challenge — you guys do words for a living; figure out — rather than trying to ask Democratic or even Republican lawmakers what the proper descriptive term is, you figure it out.

The reporter says “escalation” has “somehow” become the favored term of the Democratic Party. That somehow was unveiled by the Washington Post:

By releasing the sternly worded letter, Democratic leaders hoped to jump ahead of Bush and set the agenda for the weekend talk shows. Rep. Rahm Emanuel (Ill.), chairman of the House Democratic Caucus, said the party wants to address even the terminology of the White House plan, defining it not as a “surge” but as an “escalation.”

So it turns out the Orwellian masterminds were actually the Democrats. Now revisit what Moyers says and admire his ironic use of the preferred Democratic term by way of accusing Republicans of that very behavior: “They have even managed to turn the escalation of a failed war…”

The nerve.

The Commercial Appeal includes a slightly-altered form of Moyers’ surge quote in an article characterizing the presentation as a “fiery speech.”

Fiery, yes, and a total failure.

Because not only was the line absurd, ironic and ridiculous… it was likely stolen (borrowed, sampled, plagiarized).

Baltimore Sun, January 4, 2007, Garrison Keillor: “The word “surge” keeps cropping up, as if we were fighting the war with electricity and not human beings.”

It looks like Moyers took the line from his fellow conspirator in public broadcasting, without attribution.

But, hey, at least he gave credit to Benjamin Franklin! Oh, wait…

To be continued.

UPDATE: Go to part four